That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
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Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
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Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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