just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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