I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
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I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
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Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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