oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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