the new term for farting is butt boxing.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
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Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
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Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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