tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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