Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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