he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
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finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
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i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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