Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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