i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Randomize
