Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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