Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I am midnight drunk by noon
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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