If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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