all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
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Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
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oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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