i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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