I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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