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If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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