The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
You need a sexual gate keeper
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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