watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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