ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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