Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
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