maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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