i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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