You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
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His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
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He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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