why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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