did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I can't turn off my feet"
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Randomize
