You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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