Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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