im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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