did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
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Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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