Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
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dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
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Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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