That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
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If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
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But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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