He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
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if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
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seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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