i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I've blown a few things in my day
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
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I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
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Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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