she was so not down for the gang bang
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
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I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Did I show you my penis last night?
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
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hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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