The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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