I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Randomize
