My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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