and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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