return my video game
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
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I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
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We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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