New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Randomize
