Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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