Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
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Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
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There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I am mentally ready for anal.
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