I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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