Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
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Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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