normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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