I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Randomize
