It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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