i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
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How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
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Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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