Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
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i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Just invented taco cereal.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
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Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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