if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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