Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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