so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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