You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I deserve this hangover.
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