so explain again why im purple
no
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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