if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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